she wants the d(eadpool movie)
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not
i can’t even argue w that tbh
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
How I clean my room:
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered
i truly dont care why orlando bloom punched justin bieber i’m just glad it happened. someone had to do it eventually
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
in me mums uterus…… womb womb
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers