Confused Polarity
Oh hi there! Name's Dani, Buenos Aires, female, and SuperWhoLocked! My endless list of husbands include Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith, David Tennant, J2, Misha Collins, Adam Levine and many more. I'm a very, very, VERY obsessive person... If it's your birthday, then happy birthday. And thanks for reading my blog! Allons-y! ♥


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House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 341,542 notes

hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 25,069 notes

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 212,039 notes

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 351,894 notes

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 245,649 notes

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 330,724 notes

officialdeadparrot:

happyllamacrazyllama:

spacecamps:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered

#because no one on tumblr has been to a party

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 379,778 notes

kittening:

i truly dont care why orlando bloom punched justin bieber i’m just glad it happened. someone had to do it eventually

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 2,150 notes

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 171,427 notes

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 43,104 notes

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 239,222 notes

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 415,852 notes

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 95,449 notes

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

image

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 333,687 notes

iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

2 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 134,035 notes